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Mar 1st

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EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.

riningear: there-is-no-pumpkin: Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.

Mar 1st

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Feb 29th

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laughinyohead: mariajaram: high-wastedwh0res: barbie-island: realcertified: asdfghjkleslie: taylorheiland: iamnotlevante: slypeezy: nathoisking: mhm see this girl? she dead LMFAO!!!!! WHITE PEOPLE hahahaha What terrible friends…. they’re just sitting there like, “oh fuck. *stares at her drowning in her own cake*” s/o to the girl eating on the right. you’re the truth!...

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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things i do when i fangirl:

bittersweetirony: smile until jaw feels like breaking make seizure-like body movements make random hand gestures if alone, scream loudly if not alone, scream internally if doesn’t care, scream anyway run around the house then back weep weep but don’t let tears fall make some ugly noises that are actually supposed to sound happy hug something claw something pull hair sigh try saying...

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Anxiety is not the same as fear.

childoftheuniverse1191: I really really wish people would understand that.

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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A Gordon Ramsay Poem

tamburina: oh my god where’s the risotto? useless.

Feb 29th

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Patrick Stump: WE LIKED YOU BETTER FAT:... →

gigaku: fangirling-mess: nervousbreakdance: There’s this really nice piece at underthegunreview.net by Jacob Tender that a friend forwarded me today. It’s about how important Fall Out Boy’s album “From Under the Cork Tree,” was to him. After reading it though, nostalgic and well-written as it was, I really found myself more depressed than… I really don’t know what to do with myself. I want...

Feb 29th

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tobeyoungandinbrolin replied to your post: Ugh now I’m thinking, just make Sherlock a woman… why are they making watson a woman can you explain it to me because tumblr’s confusing me They are making Watson female in the American version of Sherlock that’s happening soon. They’ve casted Lucy Liu to play Watson....

Feb 28th

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I'll most likely go see Titanic in 3D;

and I will loudly sob the entire time and sing along with Celine Dion and get kicked out of the theater

Feb 28th

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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because.  Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN.  You can buy condoms by the dozens.  Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure."  Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours.  Here, try these.  They have ribs on them.  And this one glows in the dark!!  LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!  
Government: But seriously, you're a man.  You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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Yes, I am in fact just going through the Norman...

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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no one wants to see Harvey Keitel’s nakedness why the fuck does this keep happening why does he keep getting full on nude sex scenes in movies NO ONE WANTS IT TO HAPPEN NO ONE

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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tsundereslasher: Will & Grace watch Merlin. This is my first attempt to make a fanvid. I hope you like it! I certainly enjoyed making it.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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So I didn't watch the Oscars but from my dash I...

Billy Crystal should have stayed in tonight racism is still existent No one was funny except RDJ Leonardo Dicaprio cried in a corner Meryl won for being alive It was a waste of 3 hours Did I miss anything?

Feb 27th

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