February 2012
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I have taken my sleeping pills and everything is fucking hilarious and I just saw Norman Reedus and Alan Rickman making out (in a film)
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Naddie is a book cynic and also a snob because she...
csiankh-morpork:
lady-brett:
#must be all the french.
OH MY GOD MARITA XD
I’ve just given you an excuse haven’t i?
you terrible terrible person.
yes you have XD
someone will be all “how dare you push that old woman out in the road like that?!” and I’ll be all “must be all the french”.
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Naddie is a book cynic and also a snob because she...
#must be all the french.
OH MY GOD MARITA XD
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I almost sent an e-mail to an ex-teacher of mine...
but then I thought about that shit
and I realized I wasn’t wrong
because he was an awful teacher
and he blatantly disliked women
and acted like we were stupid
and read us porn on Halloween
and made unprofessional comments about our personal lives
and then thought he could buy our respect
with free food
and assumed that the reason we were rude to him was because he was gay
when no...
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Sometimes I look up people on wikipedia to see if they’re married or not and if they’re not I don’t feel bad shipping them with other people irl.
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I have separated my film collection by genre
over 150 dvds
and over 10 vhs tapes
and I feel tired
and my back aches
but I also feel really accomplished
since I hadn’t done anything else today
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agoraphobia
OCD tendencies
manic depression
AHAHAHAHA I CAN NEVER REPRODUCE EVER.
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conversations about Boondock Saints
Me: The first time I saw these gifs from the scene where they wake up simultaneously in jail I had not seen the film yet and I thought it was some type of gay porn.
Her: It does look like it doesn't it?
Me: Out of context, yes. It's like...catering to all my sick twin needs.
Her: Oh god
Me: I want to fangirl but at the same time I'm disgusted with myself.
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I ship slash pairings;
I also ship het pairings.
Don’t assume that every single show with male friends that are close drives me to the conclusion that they must be gay and inlove. Or that every pair of female friends that look at eachother must have suppressed lesbian urges. There are a ton of slash ships for shows and films I have seen that I don’t understand.
I SHIP PEOPLE THAT I THINK HAVE CHEMISTRY AND...
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“The real love story is between Chris Pine and Tom Hardy. They compare penis...”
– This Means War review (via thisisnotbruce)
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I love Clark Duke but everything he’s been in (besides his web show with Michael Cera which was amazing) has disappointed me.
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pininpastels:
57academicspunchedtheair:
but if my life was a tv show
tumblr would ship me and my best friend
so.
hard.
same here.
I’d be like the Morgana type character of the show. Half of the audience would hate me and the other half wouldn’t be able to hold all their feels.
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There should be a law where you're allowed to...
shut
the
fuck
up
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pieshop:
Sleigh Bells - Comeback Kid | Reign of...
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My new rule for film buying;
If I can watch it eight times in a row and still be excited then I’ll buy it.
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quirkysecrets:
Basketball wives is so fucking stupid y’all are grown ass women I’m just sitting there thinking what’s the fucking point of this show,most of y’all bitches aren’t even basketball wives anymore half of y’all wasn’t even married to them
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David Fincher ruined Enya for me forever.
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The incestuous subtext is seriously too much in this movie.
This is gayer than Supernatural.
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Chronicle has ruined me!
I can’t listen to Armor For Sleep without thinking about Andrew and crying. Just listen and tell me those lyrics don’t match up, I dare you!
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I have problems with dating because I still want...
I want the dark misunderstood stranger with angst and problems showing up in my life and we argue and fall inlove and it’s all very dramatic and angsty and in the end we both fix and support eachother. Basically I want my mix tapes from when I was 16 to be the anthem of my love life.
All I get approached by here in the real world are people who want to go dancing and have sex and then make...
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lionelandresmessi:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
guys
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“It’s fucking distracting OOOOOOH GOOOOOD.”
– christian bale
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I want to build a tardis of my own and leave this...
Someone suggested that I look at the Columbine tracked tag. I’m disgusted, these boys are not supposed to be treated like gods. They were murderers. There are girls wanting to have their babies. There are kids looking for tips. I know they were bullied and life was terrible but they were also homophobic, racist, sexist, cold blooded killers. It’s fine to be interested in the event and...